Kansas and Missouri are Most Obsessed with Which Condiment? (And, No—it’s Not Ranch Dressing.)

When it comes to brand-name condiments, who’s on top? Seems our neighbors to the north of us in Iowa are preoccupied with Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing. Shockingly (or not so shocking), the two states to the south, Oklahoma and Arkansas, also have an unholy affinity for all things ranch.

But what specific condiment brands top the list in Kansas and Missouri? Well, it sure as heck isn’t—ugh!—ranch. We’re way more original than that. The fine folks at Influenster—a leading product ratings and reviews community with more than 30 million reviews—went out of their way to analyze more than 50,000 reviews across its platform to determine which spread/schmear/sauce is the most buzzworthy in each state.

Seems Kansas likes to slather—of all things—Country Crock Buttery Spreads on everything. Sounds about right. We’d put butter on an aspirin if we could. Country Crock fanatics seem to love the product’s “delicious oils, purified water and a pinch of salt.” Um, okay. Whatever floats your boat, kids.

Missouri, on the other hand, are all about French’s Classic Yellow Mustard. Well, we do consume our weight in burgers, brats and hot dogs. And with a heavy dose of German-influencing throughout the state, it seems only apropos. Valerie D. of Springfield, MO gave French’s Classic a glowing five-star review on Influencer.com saying, “This is the only mustard brand I will purchase. Has such a great flavor and will not try any other brand. Will continue to purchase and recommend this brand/mustard.” Good stuff, Valerie. Good stuff!

Want to know what other brands the rest of the country can’t get enough of? Here’s Influenster’s full list:

Alabama: Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Barbecue Sauce

Alaska: Nature’s Way Extra Virgin Coconut Oil

Arizona: Frank’s RedHot Original Cayenne Pepper Sauce

Arkansas: Hidden Valley Original Ranch® Dressing

California: Huy Fong Foods Inc. Sriracha Chili Sauce

Colorado: Nature’s Way Extra Virgin Coconut Oil

Connecticut: Nutella Hazelnut Spread

Delaware: French’s Classic Yellow Mustard

Florida: French’s Crunchy Toppers Crispy Jalapeños

Georgia: Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Barbecue Sauce

Hawaii: Nature’s Way Extra Virgin Coconut Oil

Idaho: Hidden Valley Dips Mix Original Ranch

Illinois: Country Crock Original

Indiana: Bertolli Alfredo With Aged Parmesan Cheese Sauce

Iowa: Hidden Valley The Original Ranch Dressing Buttermilk

Kansas: Country Crock Original

Kentucky: French’s Crunchy Toppers Crispy Jalapeños

Louisiana: Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Barbecue Sauce

Maine: Marshmallow Fluff Original

Maryland: Frank’s RedHot Original Cayenne Pepper Sauce

Massachusetts: Nutella Hazelnut Spread

Michigan: Bertolli Alfredo With Aged Parmesan Cheese Sauce

Minnesota: Nature’s Way Extra Virgin Coconut Oil

Mississippi: French’s Crunchy Toppers Crispy Jalapeños

Missouri: French’s Classic Yellow Mustard

Montana: Skippy Super ChunkPeanut Butter

Nebraska: Huy Fong Foods Inc. Sriracha Chili Sauce

Nevada: Hellmann’s Real Mayonnaise

New Hampshire: Wish-Bone Balsamic Italian Vinaigrette

New Jersey: Bertolli Vodka Sauce

New Mexico: McCormick Garlic Salt

New York: Nutella Hazelnut Spread

North Carolina: Frank’s RedHot Original Cayenne Pepper Sauce

North Dakota: Hellmann’s Carefully Crafted Dressing And Sandwich Spread

Ohio: Country Crock Calcium Plus Vitamin D

Oklahoma: Hidden Valley The Original Ranch Dressing Buttermilk

Oregon: Nature’s Way Extra Virgin Coconut Oil

Pennsylvania: Heinz Ketchup

Rhode Island: Braggs Organic Apple Cider Vinegar

South Carolina: French’s Crunchy Toppers Crispy Jalapeños

South Dakota: JIF Peanut Butter

Tennessee: French’s Classic Yellow Mustard

Texas: Frank’s RedHot Original Cayenne Pepper Sauce

Utah: Hidden Valley Cucumber Ranch Dressing

Vermont: Skippy Creamy Peanut Butter

Virginia: Nutella Hazelnut Spread

Washington: Huy Fong Foods Inc. Sriracha Chili Sauce

West Virginia: Hidden Valley The Original Ranch Dressing Buttermilk

Wisconsin: Hellmann’s Real Mayonnaise

Wyoming: Skippy Super Chunk Peanut Butter

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